How to Prank Tsar Nicholas I

Jenni Wiltz
5 min readAug 26, 2020

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…if, you know, you’re fond of Siberia and don’t value your life

When you prank the guy who rules one-sixth of the earth’s surface, you either have balls of steel or you’re clinically insane.

Tsar Nicholas I of Russia is generally known as a hard-ass. Mention his reign to an academic, and they’ll tell you about censorship, repression, authoritarianism, and the slow but inexorable march to revolution that began with Nicholas’s suppression of the Decembrist revolt in 1825.

Nicholas I in military uniform. He has long sideburns, short brown hair, and a mustache.
Portrait by an unknown author, public domain via Wikimedia Commons.

Nicholas was a fearsome figure to ordinary Russians…unless your name was Trubetskoy. This is the man who dared to pull not one but two epic pranks on the most powerful man in the world.

In today’s world, this is the equivalent of putting a whoopee cushion on Putin’s presidential chair…during a live press conference.

Proceed with caution.

Fear Factor

Nicholas wasn’t afraid of the Ottoman Empire or the Prussians, but he was deathly afraid of one tiny creature — a black beetle. One day, as he got into his carriage to leave the palace, he looked down and realized it was covered with crawling black beetles…

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Jenni Wiltz
Jenni Wiltz

Written by Jenni Wiltz

I write about fascinating royal women, their jewels, and quirky aspects of royal history no one else talks about. Find me at https://girlinthetiara.com.

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